I'm doing maintenance on a bit of customer software, and it's written in BASIC. We're using the PowerBASIC command line compiler - which supports Visual Basic with extensions. While browsing through the help file to figure out how to do something, I came across the #BLOAT keyword. Intrigued, I found that these guys were taking a shot at Microsoft as part of the language.

Gotta love a vendor with a good sense of humor. (click the image for the whole help file entry)